Culinary Clash Contender Gifts

"God, Maria, when are you going to learn to cook!"

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Pizza Fencing

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.