Cooking Challenger Gifts

Too much cilantro

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It'll never be ready in time."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'How's the curry?.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'All our food is locally sourced.'