Cooking Challenge Seeker Gifts

"'Mild' chili? - Are you trying to make trouble?"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Tic-tac-toe

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Despite countless assurances from his wife, mother and 'foodie' friends, Ed still did not trust the crock pot."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'