Culinary Challenged Gifts

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

Come dine with me!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Tension filled the tent.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Don't tell him anything."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Bookworm group

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.