Culinary Conundrum Gifts

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

Bad for you but to die for

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Supermarket Aisles.

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

'I trust sir won't be whingeing and moaning all evening, about the food and service?'

Confused by his wife's shopping list, yet determined to fly solo...Roy simply filled his trolley at random.

The World's Longest Sandwich.

'Pepperoni? Definitely... or maybe spicy chicken. No, definitely pepperoni. But I had that yesterday. Does it matter if I eat it twice in a row? I don't know. Maybe spicy chicken.' - 'Cooking time 13 minutes?! You have to be fluffing kidding me!!' 'Oka...

'It says to put the potatoes in a pan of water but it doesn't say whether to use still or sparkling.'

'It wasn't going to be the night for Fusilli Marinara with the Lobster Newburg after all'

"Careful what you wish for."

'Which came first, the 'Chicken-chow-mein' or the 'egg foo yung'?'

If you eat like that you'll get fat and die.