Culinary Conundrum Solver Gifts

'Which came first, the 'Chicken-chow-mein' or the 'egg foo yung'?'

Bad for you but to die for

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

CSI Fridays

Damned if you do...

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Over eating...don't do it.

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."