Dining Dilemma Resolver Gifts

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

Bad for you but to die for

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

Fast food trap.

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"He said his name was Joseph when he told us he'd be our waiter this evening."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

Over eating...don't do it.

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

"So, order in or go out?"

"He'll have the meat loaf"

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.