Kitchen Conundrum Solver Gifts

Over eating...don't do it.

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

"Hmm....how do I get the pepper into those silly little holes...?"

Can do...No can do

Bad for you but to die for

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Tech support...can I help you!

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Damned if you do...

Woman tangled up ironing

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

'Where's the cheese?'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't