Kitchen Conundrum Solver Pillows

Over eating...don't do it.

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

"Hmm....how do I get the pepper into those silly little holes...?"

Can do...No can do

Bad for you but to die for

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Tech support...can I help you!

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Woman tangled up ironing

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Where's the cheese?'

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'