Kitchen Conundrums Pillows

Confused by his wife's shopping list, yet determined to fly solo...Roy simply filled his trolley at random.

Bad for you but to die for

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Chef copy robot

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Chef De Party.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Access Denied!

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Where's the cheese?'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

"We take the appearance of responsive customer service very seriously."

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"They ran out of carrots."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Over eating...don't do it.

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Cooking shows for dogs

"Fools! You're not supposed to *eat* the bay leaves!"

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'