Kitchen Conundrum Chaser Pillows

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Chef De Party.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Access Denied!

Cook au vin

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

Who left their dishes in the sink? Life at the Petri Household.

'Where's the cheese?'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

The Ghost of Food

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"We take the appearance of responsive customer service very seriously."

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Over eating...don't do it.

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

"Fools! You're not supposed to *eat* the bay leaves!"

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

Cooking shows for dogs

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

'Something moved!'

Egg shells in the disposer! You put egg shells in the disposer! Who told you to put egg shells in the disposer? I told you NOT to put egg shells in the disposer!

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"