Kitchen Wisdom Seeker Pillows

"Fools! You're not supposed to *eat* the bay leaves!"

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Too much cilantro

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

A Day In The Kitchen

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Baker Romance

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Witch's Brew.

I made you a cake!

'Cooking'

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"I'm unable to process this image."

The Inexperienced Cook

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Cookery Lesson.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!