Kitchen Wisdom Seeker T-Shirts

"Fools! You're not supposed to *eat* the bay leaves!"

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Baker Romance

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

I made you a cake!

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

The Inexperienced Cook

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Cookery Lesson.