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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Too much cilantro

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

A Day In The Kitchen

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Cake Friday!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Toast: the high energy food

The Origins of Everything

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

I made you a cake!

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."