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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Too much cilantro

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

A Day In The Kitchen

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Cake Friday!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Toast: the high energy food

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

The Origins of Everything

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I made you a cake!

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."