Culinary Thinker T-Shirts

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Think Tank Cafeteria. Any food for thought today?

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Garden.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Too much cilantro

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Origins of Everything

Holiday Supplies

Baker Romance

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'