Kitchen Visionary T-Shirts

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Domestic Goddess.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

The Origins of Everything

Cake Friday!

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

I made you a cake!

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Witch's Brew.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Perfect Foil

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cookery Lesson.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I'm unable to process this image."