Kitchen Visionary T-Shirts

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Domestic Goddess.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

The Origins of Everything

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

I made you a cake!

The Perfect Foil

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Handyman's Special'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Cookery Lesson.