Kitchen Revolutionary T-Shirts

Commie Chef.

Solidarity in the Kitchen

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

A day in the life of a dish sink

I Bake. Deal with it.

Swiss Army Stove.

Chefs-R-Us

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"