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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baker Romance

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Swiss Army Stove.