Kitchen Innovation Lover Pillows

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Baker Romance

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Swiss Army Stove.