Kitchen Tech Lover Pillows

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Tin Opening

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Butt cracker"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Motor-blender.

Pocket Knife Food Processor

Swiss Kitchen

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'