Kitchen Contraption Lover Pillows

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Baker Romance

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Tin Opening

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Butt cracker"

Motor-blender.

Swiss Kitchen

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Pop-up toaster.

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Have you seen this toaster?