Kitchen Gadget Geek Pillows

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Hamilton Beach

A graph showing the correlation between the quality of toasters and the progress of human civilization.

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.

Faulty Toaster

The Invention of the Non-stick Surface

Motor-blender.

Three pieces of toast popping up from a two piece toaster

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

GMOs: The Next Generation

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

The secret lives of household things.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Doctor. I am speechless"