Kitchen Revolutionary Gifts

Commie Chef.

Solidarity in the Kitchen

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

I Bake. Deal with it.

Swiss Army Stove.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."