Kitchen Makeover Guru T-Shirts

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

Toast: the high energy food

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

The Perfect Foil

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"