Kitchen Makeover Dreamer T-Shirts

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Pampered and poodled.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Swiss Army Stove.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

You missed a spot!

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

'He is decorating,even he can't mess that up.'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

Kitchen Made

Surreal war artist.

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.