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'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Raining

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Planting by the Moon.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Weeds

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Bonsai Exhibit

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Let's all be fairies.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Gone to seed.

You missed a spot!

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Exotic Garden'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

You said you knew how to plant a rooftop garden.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

FLORIST GUMP, 'My momma says life is like a flower garden - You never know if you're gonna get violets or daffodils or roses or chrysanthemums or....'

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'