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Pampered and poodled.

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'