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'Yes, but the carrots are still hard.'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

Toast: the high energy food

GMOs: The Next Generation

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

The Perfect Foil

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.