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'Yes, but the carrots are still hard.'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Benihana style of cooking.

Too much cilantro

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

A Day In The Kitchen

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Toast: the high energy food

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Witch's Brew.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Cooking'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

The Perfect Foil

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.