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'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Statue of a housewife.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Cake Friday!

Toast: the high energy food

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

The Perfect Foil

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Hot pot