Kitchen Wizards Pillows

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Statue of a housewife.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

Toast: the high energy food

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

The Perfect Foil

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Cookery Lesson.