Culinary Wizard Pillows

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'I can't understand how we've managed to spoil the broth.'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Kitchen Consultations

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'I think you've overdone it with the eye of newt.'

Lobster potion.

'It slices, it dices...'

'What's in the cauldron today, dear?' (husband to wife in kitchen)

"Got it out of the River Caf� Cookbook actually"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Television company new recruit

The Unusual Baker

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Alien autopsy!'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

First sign of a bad day.

"It works!"

A Chef Never Rests

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."