Cooking Wizard Pillows

Witch and cauldron, "Eye of newt, Leg of toad,boil in bag"

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Toast: the high energy food

"I just need help getting the pit out."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Cookery Lesson.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Needs more kale.'

The perfect man

Beauty and the Baste

Roasted Peppers

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Funky Chef 2

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."