Kitchen Tech Wizard Pillows

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Toast: the high energy food

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Cake Friday!

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Man doing a search on a computer

Why do you need so many computers?

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."