Kitchen Tech Wizard Mugs

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Cake Friday!

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Toast: the high energy food

GMOs: The Next Generation

Man doing a search on a computer

If Disney was a software company

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'