Cooking Wizard Mugs

Witch and cauldron, "Eye of newt, Leg of toad,boil in bag"

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

Toast: the high energy food

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Perfect Foil

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Cooking'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Witch's Brew.

Cookery Lesson.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Needs more kale.'

The perfect man

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Beauty and the Baste

Funky Chef 2

Roasted Peppers

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"And that is how you handle liver!"