Culinary Wizards Pillows

'Needs more kale.'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

'How much for the recipe?'

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Witch's Brew.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

The Perfect Foil

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Cookery Lesson.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."