Culinary Wizards Gifts

'Needs more kale.'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

'How much for the recipe?'

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Perfect Foil

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Cooking'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Cookery Lesson.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Beauty and the Baste

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Funky Chef 2