Culinary Wizard Prints

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'I can't understand how we've managed to spoil the broth.'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

The devil uses oven gloves to hold a hot dish.

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Kitchen Consultations

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'I think you've overdone it with the eye of newt.'

Lobster potion.

'It slices, it dices...'

'What's in the cauldron today, dear?' (husband to wife in kitchen)

"Got it out of the River Caf� Cookbook actually"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Television company new recruit

The Unusual Baker

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Alien autopsy!'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

First sign of a bad day.

"It works!"

A Chef Never Rests

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"