Kitchen Conundrum Chaser T-Shirts

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Chef De Party.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Cook au vin

Access Denied!

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

'Where's the cheese?'

The Ghost of Food

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

"We take the appearance of responsive customer service very seriously."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Over eating...don't do it.

'Something moved!'

"Fools! You're not supposed to *eat* the bay leaves!"

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

Cooking shows for dogs

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

Egg shells in the disposer! You put egg shells in the disposer! Who told you to put egg shells in the disposer? I told you NOT to put egg shells in the disposer!

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"