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You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Dogs and Cake

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

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"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Happy Eightieth Birthday