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'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

"The usual"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

The impossible dream

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Gordon Ramsey.

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

'Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for!'

Waiter fights off chicken.

"Remember, don't ever let the surveillance camera catch you killing a cockroach."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Tension filled the tent.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."