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"Rye? You're not gonna believe who I just ran into..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The Family Joules: Part 15

Access Denied!

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

Food Pyramid

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"