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"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Dogs and Cake

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."