Café Crusader T-Shirts

'Have you been tipping low again?'

'I've been asked to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

A dog at the bakery.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Dogs and Cake

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

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Super-Mario Draghi

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"The dollar is falling!"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.