Convenience Store Crusader T-Shirts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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HornyWood

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Ginger Breadman

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

Personal Calorie Counter

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

'Went straight to the top a week after 'Customer Care' started.'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dogs of the World Unite

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'