Store Credit Crusader T-Shirts

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

One way only.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Super-Mario Draghi

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"The dollar is falling!"

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"Not again!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

'You're ambitious I see!'

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

'Went straight to the top a week after 'Customer Care' started.'

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'