Courtesy Crusader T-Shirts

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Back to work...

Super pets.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

One way only.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Nervous Student

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

I am coffee and I need more coffee

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The Family Joules: Part 15