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'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

vaccine wars.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Pope Benedict 16th.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

Batmansplaining.

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

"Too Marvel?"