Cape Crusader Enthusiast T-Shirts

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

vaccine wars.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Welcome Ghost.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Vigilante Dog

I love my cape

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Superman's laundry

It's for you.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Quit moving"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions