Cape Enthusiast T-Shirts

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

I love my cape

"I take the super hero test Tuesday. I've been stuck at the rank of hero for five years now."

Cape

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Gardener attacked by plants.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The Runaway Horse

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'